Hello there! This is just a simple blog deficated to hetalia, homestuck, funny stuff, and other things that don't exactly match. I blog mainly from my phone so sometimes they'll be The same post a few times in a row. Sorry in advance. I'm alsi pretty fun to talk to, and love getting anons! Have a good time on my blog, and a nice day too~
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
did you go to ouran highschool
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
Hetalia Paint It White English Dub Bloopers
Germany’s bloopers make me laugh the.most
Germany’s bloopers made us all laugh the most
Honestly the most forgotten thing in the Homestuck Fandom is that John has long sleeves
or hes shirtless and his symbol is a tattoo
Today’s Gender of the Day is: Bertrand Russell and Alfred North Whitehead Proving That 1+1=2
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information
Hydnora africana is a subterranean, parasitic plant visible only when it blooms. The cage-like flowers imitate the smell of feces and texture of a rotting corpse, attracting insects such as dung beetles who become covered in pollen as they struggle to escape. Later, the flowers finish opening and release the insects!
I wrote about this and other weird plants here on bogleech!